"How many spongebob ice pops
have you had in your life?"

"...Probly more than five."

Synchronize our watches

Idea:start keeping a fart journal

Honey, the moon is a beehive

"but no one asked the rat its opinion

All my hipster friends have tumblrs

ilaptop

Being tall and saying puppies

Juv fic d5455be

The trailer park murders

The next week*

So i got this job scooping ice cream ecxept the scoop wasnt workin right
I worked like a week and the boss aint paid dem yet
So i find out the boss is a conman capitalist

Whatever sinks your boat

Fred and bones

Motioning harmony our bodies pressed together

Only 5 were ever pressed

Jg wentworth

Reeses cups on pizza fuckin delish

George lowell breaks out

Freestyle running vs parkour

You don't plug in a toilet!

Using pro as a prefix

Being cute
Could you beat danny glover in the fifty yard dash?

Once i had a dream
That shaq was in jail
And i was in jail
And i was set free
But he had to stay

How do u know ur wife isnt a spy

An inmate playing harmonica in the jail house and the ensuing chaos

A place
I need to send this to
A place

interesting
she looks
mildly good looking
in a bad way

Cold
Hooded
Clouds
Science
building

Surrounded by young
Givers up of desserts
Overindulging sarcasm
"im clever, im witty"
Laughter

The disco triscuits

Curren$y

lol

Van morrisan

Can u feel it

Listen listen listen listen

Music music music music music

Bay the by we have a guy

Nah i dont know it

For a Misspelled poat

A perfect place to sail a boat

By the bay we have the moat

A sparkling champagne pose

A septum ring is hidden in the nose

An suv starts up and goes

By the bay we have piled the snow

Wringing water from our beards, salty nasal discharge

Eevery time i _________

Inspired by sarah palin to go rogue

An alleged alien spacecraft killed 4000 crows in arkansas during last weeks new years eve celebrations

new jersey

the horse will tow ur car

you gotta go around a bend
cross a creek over this hill
make a left around a bend
cross a stream who is this
black angels
straight into a thirty five
mile per hour poor mans
parkway sunset

Hopefully tonight i will sleep and my arm wont go numb

I hhave to go on vacation, type abt the things ive done