A stingbug caught on its back doing the backstroke through the kitchen

27 x 1 and a quarter

What'd u say your name was? ....China Palace

Otis Redding

he think hes some nxt lvl hipster? Fuckin grandma sweater buttons

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Youre a 10 dollar golden buffalo

no i am not an excercise major nor am i a lesbian
slithering down a nerdy professors flip flop hallway

Once i had a dream that i was drinking moutain dew and coke like it was water and when i woke up i wanted soda

Ocho samuel

Caring for domesticated plants is a higher evolutionary function