I read ~20 pgs of gravitys rainbow and then i toast a bagel and put neufchatel cheese on it

I can take notes like effin crazy

I can write again i can write things how i want to i can write things with my cellphone i can write songs with my cellphone

Yay this cellphone is back from the dead, i have a qwerty keyboard again this is amazing

hello

book selections

http://nothewhale.blogspot.com/2011/06/walk-in-to-virtual-walmart-and-i-am.html
http://nothewhale.blogspot.com/2011/06/my-comprehension-of-reading-pizzas.html
http://nothewhale.blogspot.com/2011/04/sometimes-when-u-fart-u-dont-mean-it-to.html
http://nothewhale.blogspot.com/2011/01/once-i-had-dream-that-shaq-was-in-jail.html
http://nothewhale.blogspot.com/2011/01/oh-he-looks-interesting-she-looks-mildy.html
http://nothewhale.blogspot.com/2011/01/horse-will-tow-ur-car-you-gotta-go.html
http://nothewhale.blogspot.com/2010/12/fin-entourage-bravo-eleven-oclock.html
http://nothewhale.blogspot.com/2010/11/beauty-of-thousand-cool-sunny-days.html
http://nothewhale.blogspot.com/2010/11/to-tighten-loose-strings-like-to.html
http://nothewhale.blogspot.com/2010/10/watching-her-sleep-like-tiger-persian.html
http://nothewhale.blogspot.com/2010/10/he-would-ride-his-bike-through-dang.html
http://nothewhale.blogspot.com/2010/10/for-mouse-pen-was-tool-to-relieve.html
http://nothewhale.blogspot.com/2010/10/beautiful-october-weather-on-bench-in.html
http://nothewhale.blogspot.com/2010/10/i-could-save-time-by-taking-shower-in.html
http://nothewhale.blogspot.com/2010/10/standing-in-line-for-atm-like-some.html

http://nothewhale.blogspot.com/2010/10/sitting-on-toilet-my-piss-is-just.html
http://nothewhale.blogspot.com/2010/09/no-i-am-not-excercise-major-nor-am-i.html
http://nothewhale.blogspot.com/2010/08/god-is-little-kid-who-is-really-good-at.html
http://nothewhale.blogspot.com/2010/07/explain-it-all-to-me-what-you-need-to.html
http://nothewhale.blogspot.com/2010/07/i-called-but-dont-answer-because-we.html
http://nothewhale.blogspot.com/2010/06/my-cat-sits-next-to-me.html
http://nothewhale.blogspot.com/2010/03/mobilezed-typewriters-flooded-internet.html
http://nothewhale.blogspot.com/2010/02/bambi-rode-her-bicycle-to-bowl-rama.html

http://nothewhale.blogspot.com/2010/02/theres-front-end-loader-clearing-snow.html
http://nothewhale.blogspot.com/2010/01/car-screams-in-woods-woods-scream-back.html

epistolary

tamagatchi machine

Casio ctk 491

Tune the banjo first, and then call the band

How am i supposed to be a beer critic without this gnarly beard?

How am i supposed to be a beer critic without this gnarly beard?

Fucking prostitutes

I want to rape fox news, kill all of them, and slap high five with the long island serial killer

After i fuck ann coulter in the ass i slap her and say "shut the fuck up u stupid bitch"

07730

?All of these Arrive in or around their predetestined organs."

"not literally, but figuratively "hand in hand""

"My shirt, blueberry jam, 750 ml bottle of heaven hill, 30 ct bottle prescription govt made heroin, and happy water become tangible."

"as soon as im aware my ez pass card is accepted, my order materializes into their predetermined destinations."

the deer

i walk in to virtual walmart
i am greeted by the cutest robot greeter
she says welcome to virtual walmart
i put a virtual shirt on, smell it
it feels just like a shirt
i taste the virtual blueberry jam
it tastes just like blueberry jam
i am watching virtual television as
i am waiting in line at the check out
then my IP address is verified and
everything materializes into its predetermined destination and
virtual shirt and virtual blueberry jam become tangible,
to escape from this digital world out into the middle of the woods

"i watch virtual television as i am waiting in line to check out my order of physical objects."

"i taste the virtual blueberry jam, and it tastes just like blueberry jam."

"i put this virtual shirt on, smell it, and decide i want to buy it."

Virtual walmart

"Trees are men, flowers are girls"

the mexicans

my comprehension of
reading pizzas while delivering novels
with a side of song
I found a Spanish-English, or English-Spanish
dictionary in my old house
and put it on a garbage pail in the kitchen
for Arturo, Pedro and I
to learn the languages
eat food and drink tequila

Device: the perfect writers desk

Dian marie robers 1945 to 2002 "i was very luck god put me in the middle of the pine barrens. To me there was everything there"

Zelpha blackmore

Is this the apocolypse?

For a minute i found myself watching 16 & pregnant thinking "what would the civilized brave new worldeans think of this show? How repulsive! How comical!"

The allegory of the glowstick at the bottom of a portopotty

One black sock and one white sock

analogy

A glowstick in the bottom of a portojohn

Your just gonna have to sit there and not think about it
Run screaming
With a head full of knives

No u cant fit ur thoughts in boxes

The first kid to start and run a sucessfull kids website

The house that love rented out

54 canterbbury

"but the more closely he looks into the mechanism of his mind, the less able he is to refer any of the mass of effects produced there to any of these amiable and delightful causes. He finds nothing therefore, to attract him towards this self study; he finds much to repel him from it..." the handbook of political fallacies jeremy bentham

The superstitious chess player

Alibi letter

Predator: raw, the sexual overtones! Why not just name it predator:raw dog

Inciting incident: chris hansons son gets stung by to catch a predator. Both oblivious, his son walks in and their eyes meet...

I just want
A piece of
Printed paper

To read before
My class
But no

200 flyers
The ssdp
Smoked the ink

Sam has,a dream

Is there any room in the ambulance for my plants?

Sometimes when u fart
u dont mean it to be offensive,
sometimes u mean it to be the expression of the soul
but everyone just smells and hears
a disgusting smell and sound

A legible photograph

"vulcan grip"

Art project, setup a bunch of fans pointed at a canvas and have people puke into them from behind

Cant process

Do u write in
Lines
All the time
Only the fine
Lines
All the time
Do u write
Time in lines
All the timw

Burger that looks like a birdcage commercial

U sound cute when ur drunk

The asthetics of breast implants

Just a product

You are the product of a polygamist father

The most "logical" one is the killer

Theres always a lawyer to help u do something fucked up

Hatch brannon

Losing bbaby teeth

Lalalalaladies man

Climax:drives a car into the audience

Who the fuck do you think u are, robin hood?

Jose burrito
ate

Rock point beautiful powerful blue ocean salt sun heat water tunnels, peaks spilling over a mirror.

The sun cooking our weathered flesh, we ate fish and memorized the tides.

"we went to this place, this surf spot. I remember seeing it from far away, getting closer until we paddled out" he said.

"in my dream, i can fly" said bolton.
"whats it like?" asked woody.
"it's nothing like the boot factory" bolton replied.
The wind was blowing so hard you could feel it through the walls.

Goes to doctor gets tetnis shot

Goes fishing falls asleep wakes up to spooled reel starts to reel in

Ct rd 654

Pronouncing fungi fungi

Water and ice

Just as quick as it comes it gos

Put my arm around this forty like hes my big brother

Go skateboarding

Go Skateboarding

I just want to listen to music and not have to explain why

All the songs that remind me of painting houses

Device: a door opening leading to safety

J broke his arm and i watched how its movement changed

Zombie dream vs tetris dream

Christina lot and justina

Peace out dog scout

trains

Their description of earthquakes

confluent

Detail oriented

A kid who wakes up at 4am to watch a cartoon

Brother of someone famous

Tommyboy vs blacksheep

"How many spongebob ice pops
have you had in your life?"

"...Probly more than five."

Synchronize our watches

Idea:start keeping a fart journal

Honey, the moon is a beehive